OVERDUE

If you thought I was a little miffed last week, one can only imagine how tickled I am this week. I'm still very pregnant with a stubborn child that has decided the world is NOT a place for him. Though what a rude awakening when his mother decides to take things into her own hands... literally... and grabs him out of there! Too much, too long. And what ever happened to them telling me he'd be large anyway, did someone forget about it? Or maybe they're having an experiment to see how much I can take. That's probably it... How much can the pregnant woman handle? This much, (fingers almost touching, squinting to see light between them), and that's it!

At the end here... of my rope that is.